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Saturday, November 23, 2013

Aeon: The Last Vampyre On Earth would be Murnau's favorite Vampire Film says the Austin Chronicle...

Aeon: The Last Vampyre On Earth would be Murnau's favorite Vampire Film says the Austin Chronicle...

http://www.austinchronicle.com/blogs/screens/2013-11-17/dvdanger-byzantium-kiss-of-the-damned-nosferatu-aeon-the-last-vampyre-on-earth

Byzantium
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNAMDWyJZBQ
Kiss of the Damned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kS-NVtJtaM
Aeon: Last Vampyre On Earth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZYp7w7V6MY


A surprising gem of the bloodsucking canon has emerged from the scalding pit that is Chemical Burn. Aeon: The Last Vampyre on Earth is a sealed bottle drama, bleak and merciless. In a name that gives a nod to the original cinematic vampire, Catherine Murnau (April Basile) is the last surviving human on Earth: A strange apocalypse is taking place outside of the collapsing cellar, and she is surrounded by death and rotting corpses. But she is not alone. Instead, her company is another who is the last of their kind: Aeon, the final vampire (played by director Daniel Falicki). Turns out, if there's nothing left to prey on, the predators die too.

This is amateur horror, and the threads occasionally show. But Falicki embraces the Gothic. When Aeon first appears, he is a silhouette against a blood red background, a scavenger king in a world of ruins. He runs at the role with raw fury, his body collapsing, leaking, vomiting, bleeding, corrupting in front of Catherine. It's genuinely creepy.

While Jordan and directors of his ilk constantly harp on about the agonies of immortal life, Falicki turns that whole idea on its head. This is a vampire facing the end of days. He's a virus with no host. It's I Am Legend taken to its logical conclusion, and that alone wins points.

Warren Croyle and Ryan Lieske's script culminates in a lengthy quasi-theological debate about the nature of the human soul, which is intended to bring the plot to a resolution. Throughout their encounter, Aeon teases Catherine with the idea that death will be absolute: But at least, if she sacrifices herself to him, there will still be a trace of her left. That one idea provides so much dramatic tension, giving Catherine real pause. However (and Jordan could probably learn from this, if he decides to recount stories within stories again), why should she trust a putrefying monster? The first few times he tried to eat her implies he may not be trustworthy.

Crawl past the restrictions of a super-low-budget production and this is a real surprise. Of these three recent creations, it's arguably the one that would give Murnau most pleasure.
Nosferatu (Kino Lorber), Kiss of the Damned (Magnet) and Byzantium (IFC) are available on DVD now. Aeon: The Last Vampire on Earth (Chemical Burn) is available via www.lastvampyre.net.

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

New Films From Chemical Burn

Five New Bad Ass Horror Movies From Chemical Burn
Announcing five amazing new horror films from Chemical Burn Entertainment with everything from vampires to Nazis, slashers to killer clowns.

With 21st Century Serial Killer the whole genre of slasher film is turned completely on its head in this stylistic, almost Tarantino style film.

In The Last Vampyre we find an apocalyptic world about to get even more apocalyptic with intense and extremely clever dialogue, action and horror.

In Dead Walkers: Rise of the 4th Reich we enter a world of British spies coming face to face with a Nazi zombie machine with lots of action and strangeness thrown in.

In Slasherhouse we have a film that brings art and style to the slasher genre with lots of blood, gore and screams thrown in.

All The Devil’s Aliens is a taught and shocking thriller, superbly acted and directed.

All these films are worthy of praise and show Hollywood how real gritty horror should be made. Please show your support for these amazing filmmakers and spread the word. Links to the trailers below.

All The Devil’s Aliens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRcVPIQrCY0
21st Century Serial Killer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-skWQp8Z6M&list=TLZXaG_yKYl3U
The Last Vampyre on Earth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz5aMOTKCyI
All the Devil’s Aliens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRcVPIQrCY0
Slasherhouse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-skWQp8Z6M&list=TLZXaG_yKYl3U

For review copies of these films please email Brian Johnson at thetemplar83@gmail.com

Find out more about Chemical Burn Entertainment at www.chemicalburn.org and keep up to date with what’s happening at www.facebook.com/strangeisnormal

Tuesday, September 03, 2013

Zombies

The Zombies Are Coming

It seems zombies are invading every part of the globe and it’s not just on the TV.

Every time we turn on the television these days there’s another commercial advertising the latest zombie flick. Around the world there are zombie conventions, walks, talks and whole cities come to a standstill as thousands of zombies walk the streets. The evil dead are everywhere.

But it’s not just big budget films that are claiming the minds of humans everywhere. In fact the big budget films are simply cashing in on an underground phenomenon that has been bubbling like boiling blood for many years. The real zombie die hards go for the indie flick where gore and mutilation is more gritty and where imagination sometimes works harder than the blockbusters predictability.

One such company making and distributing zombie genre films is Chemical Burn Entertainment. Along with horror, slasher and exploitation films, Chemical Burn Entertainment have a whole host of zombie inspired films and now they’ve put several together in one special Zombie Horror Fright Fest.

If you have the stomach for it, there’s six hours of zombie hell and some of these are amazing award winning films such as The Defiled, which is a kind of silent black and white zombie noir.

Of course you can get all the films separately from Chemical Burn but overall the value is much better in one set.

Zombie Horror Fright Fest includes not one, not two, but FOUR Gut Munching Zombie flicks straight from the depths of HELL! But be warned! These four award-winning Zombie Masterpieces contain Explicit Gore and will give you nightmares for years to come!

THE DEFILED: WE ARE ALL MEAT
MELVIN
FAST ZOMBIES WITH GUNS
WOODS OF TERROR

BONUS FEATURES include two Zombie shorts "Rise of the Living Corpse" and "Fitness Class Zombie."

SIX HOURS OF ACTION PACKED, ZOMBIE GORE GALORE!

http://www.chemicalburn.org

Monday, September 02, 2013

Filmmakers

Calling ALL Filmmakers
You’ve made a film. Brought it all together, script, locations, actors, effects, editing. Now what? Spend even more money and go to festivals and hope to get spotted?

There are a lot of distribution companies out there so how do you know which one to choose? And will they take you on board and help you all the way? Reality Films and Chemical Burn Entertainment are just part of one of the fastest growing film companies around. Covering everything from feature films to documentaries in every genre. With a host of award winning films and a catalogue of hundreds of movies and documentaries from all over the world, it’s the ideal partner.

So before you spend that money at a film festival, why not get in touch with us and give your movie or documentary what it deserves – exposure to a wide audience. Video on demand, streaming, DVD, iTunes, amazon, Netflix, in stores and on cable, in fact we have one of the widest distribution networks around and we take all the hassle away so you can get on with making more films in your new partnership!

Come and join the family. Email me, Brian Johnson at thetemplar83@gmail.com or check out just two of our many websites www.reality-entertainment.com and www.chemicalburn.org

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Dark Watchers

 
Dark Watchers: The Women in Black
More and more UFO sightings occur every day. Across the globe people are losing time, friends and loved ones disappear, while the Men in Black are perpetually lurking in the background. In a sleepy seaside village, three women search the skies for a sighting of a UFO that is repeatedly haunting the area. Every day they venture out until one day they return having completely lost 4 hours from their lives. Their need to understand the UFO’s and why they are here opens a world they could never have imagined and takes them into the heart of a dark and secretive universe populated by the Men in Black. Coming face to face with the unknown, they begin to realize that they have been profoundly affected by their encounter. To make matters worse, they begin to evolve into something amazing, yet horrifying – something beyond their worst nightmares. Beware the Dark Watchers.

More here! http://strangeisnormal.com/dark-watcher/












Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Horror, Gore and More

Horror, Gore and More Sex, Blood and Carnage Than You Can Shake a Stick at

Calling all horror lovers. Do you run a website, magazine or horror blog? Wanna run reviews?

Chemical Burn Entertainment are one of the fastest growing horror film companies in America right now and they’re on the look out for you to review their films.

With tons of films across the horror spectrum there’s something for every sick mind to enjoy. Slasher, gore and sexploitation meet everyday horror and even some rad comedy.

What Chemical Burn Entertainment want now is even more horror lovers who run magazines, websites, blogs and popular facebook pages to get in touch for review copies. Just go to www.chemicalburn.org and choose what you would like to review and email Brian Johnson (thetemplar83@gmail.com) with your website or mag name and your address.

There’s some really cool new films out now such as Anna: Scream Queen Killer (award for best actress) and Aeon: The Last Vampyre on Earth. Plus some great old stuff for the classic b-movie lovers such as Death by VHS and Lesbian Vampires.

And there’s some great opportunities for the indie filmmaker too, because Chemical Burn are on the hunt for new talent. So if you've made a film that fits the genre then get in touch and you could see your film distributed across distribution platforms all over the place.

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Loch Ness Monster Discovery

Startling New Loch Ness Discovery

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, a new discovery is made and this time it’s more bizarre than ever.

Early in 2013, US company, Reality Films, were contacted by a scientist who had new evidence about the Loch Ness Monster. At first nobody quite believed what they were being told until the man’s credentials were checked out. Either a top scientist had been taking too many drugs, or there was something very sinister going on at that remote Loch.

Taking the lead, Reality’s award-winning film Director, Philip Gardiner, went to investigate. Now after months of work behind the scenes Reality Films are ready to reveal the new evidence in a new film.

“Don’t expect a floating log or a seal. This is totally different to everything that’s gone before.” Said Reality contact, Brian Johnson.

For the past hundred years or more Loch Ness has often made headline news with grainy pictures or strange footage. Speculation as to just what the beast is has brought all kinds of ideas. From dinosaurs to floating tyres and everything in between. But for some years now the sightings have dwindled and some say the monster has died. This new revelation explains exactly what happened to the monster in a remarkable new way.

There’s a small trailer here

For those who are interested. Otherwise check out www.reality-entertainment.com where release of the new film will be announced soon. Media and distribution enquiries to Brian at thetemplar83@gmail.com

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